It Ain't Easy Being Green

by The Green Lung Grinders

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released December 4, 2015

Vocals: Em Bending Rodríguez
Guitars: PJ Jacques, Jordan Kelly
Bass: Shaun Monteith
Drums: Nick Burpee

Recording & Mixing: R.A. Studios (Ian Noble & Bill Glencross)
Art: Tom Purvis



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Track Name: Sergeant Satan
A red flower stuck to your uniform is
The closest to run through you’ve ever been

Fingernail marks in your love handles is
The closest to wounded you’ve ever been

Period blood in your pubic hair is
The closest to bloodied you’ve ever been

Marching could teach rhythm at least
But you just wanna cum to the beat of your own drum

You teargas the air with your rank pheromones
Steeped even stronger in your douchey cologne
You’re on the hunt for some roofie-able cunt
Into which to dishonourably discharge
Track Name: Genital Hospital
All I want to do is run…

The more we resist, the more the sickness takes
Pervasive depravity
The security blanket that it’s all we’ll ever be

If I could cut you open and
Exorcise your body of evil
Fuck that
I wash my hands
I will not change,
I won’t risk killing,

Genital hospital
Track Name: A Song About Aliens
Behold the cruelty
Unique to our species
No need to feed
We dole it knowingly

Our lust disgusts
Try to enlighten us
Our orgiastic wrath
Infects your path

This is not a dream…

Open my eyes, I’m paralyzed
I am not where I fell asleep
I flee, the freezing ground beneath
Raking my feet and waking me

Alien abortion, abandon…

Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done on Earth
Deliver us…
Deliver us…
Track Name: Oscar
She pays
Your way
You whore…

For smokes and sandwiches
And yet I would give anything
To drag your deadbeat ass through life

How far does it go?
She pay your child support?
Pay down on your amp?
Your overdue rent?

Hope she abandons you
Before you fucking leech her dry
And it fucking ruins you inside

Why should I envy her?

Battery cauterize
My dying plea on brick in chalk
Fall silent, concrete jungle

This too shall pass
Track Name: Aggressive Cat-naps
I’m dead tired
Who needs sleep?
When I’m dead
I’ll fucking sleep

No longer in my dreams can I find inner peace
Why do I feel such guilt when even the violent lion sleeps?
The brain worms hatch and squirm, sadistically invade
Slashing, lacerating, they’re tearing up my brain

Dreams of plots and
Dreams of blood and
When I’m dead
Track Name: Satan's Sailboat
Billowing sails of human skin
Hull deep-space black
Lapped by the sea of blood and salt it bisects

If all your life you feared to ride
In a vessel atop the tide
To transport your soul when you die
This as your chariot will arrive